I soon found a passion for going fast. So I joined the cross country team. I loved running for the Cougars. I was dang fast. Also, I have never been too keen on using deodorant or shaving my legs. When I raced my hairy legs were quite embarrassing, so much that I had to cover them up before each race with mud. This wasn’t fast enough for me. So I decided to take my grandma car for a race. I did a little dukes of hazard and jumped my car between two trees. Since then I have really liked it when people call me Daisy Duke. Unfortunately the landing wasn’t too precise, and I totaled the grandma car. That explains why I ride the bus, walk or hassle roommates for rides at college.
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