Are you my mother?

New technology has been developed to help me identify my birth parents. Here are the 2 most likely candidates. Unfortunately, no definitive conclusion can be reached with this technology.

my bodyguards

I hope you enjoyed reading my blog, please leave a comment and tell me how wonderful I am. I am no longer a teenage, so I am out there for all you guys to give me a hollar. But, if you hollar to loud or get too close, the boyz in my life will introduce themselves

world's best aunt

Not to brag but I am the world’s best aunt. Just ask Hailey who absolutely adores me. In fact, I am teaching her how to be cool. You see, it is working.

I am cool

In high school I really liked debate, so much so that I would practice with my dad each night at dinner. So in the summer of 2006 I went to Washington DC to protest and join some caucus. (Actually I went to visit my brother Dusty who was a Washington insider) I also wanted to hang out with my big sister, she has been so good to me, not only did she teach me how to put on make-up as a kid, but also taught me how to sneak out with out getting caught by mom or dad. So when she was in Guatemala I just had to go and hang out with her. So I did, my came too, but she was well behaved.

This past summer I really wanted to check into the validity of my mother being a Romanian gypsy. So I worked at an orphanage in Romania in hopes of finding her, but disguised as a volunteer. I met some great kids that were so fun and I even taught them how to dance. This little guy loved balloon animals, so I tickled his fancy. But in the end, I was unable to find my birth mother so my mom and dad came and spent a week in Europe with me as punishment. Don’t be such a donkey.

I am the best

I soon found a passion for going fast. So I joined the cross country team. I loved running for the Cougars. I was dang fast. Also, I have never been too keen on using deodorant or shaving my legs. When I raced my hairy legs were quite embarrassing, so much that I had to cover them up before each race with mud. This wasn’t fast enough for me. So I decided to take my grandma car for a race. I did a little dukes of hazard and jumped my car between two trees. Since then I have really liked it when people call me Daisy Duke. Unfortunately the landing wasn’t too precise, and I totaled the grandma car. That explains why I ride the bus, walk or hassle roommates for rides at college.

Piggy Love

In 1999, my family left the suburbs of Hillsboro and moved to the stix of Canby. At first it was difficult to make friends. My first friend in Canby was Chester, or Breakfast as he later was called. But after time, I mead friends with Kimmy Gibbler from Full House. We dated the same guy for a while but he was an airhead.

I began to travel a lot when I was turned 8. I spent some time at the beach in a slammin hot bathing suit. I also went to D.C. were Joey taught me first hand of the history of the United States. But even with my travels across the nation, I remained good friends with the brownies, even when we made cookies.

Blossoming Brownie

I began to blossom as a young lass, and I always was ready for any type of photo. My contagious smile and well conditioned hair made many a photographs the prized possession of my family’s photo albums.

My popularity hit in 1994 when I became a brownie. My troupe was absolutely amazing and we were the most popular girls at Minter Bridge Elementary. There was Katie Hortenstein, Kariann Gillis (who has a distinct smell), Sara Eagle, Amanda Nufer, and other girls that made us look even better. When I wasn’t with the brownies, I would hang out at home with Jenny, my dog. She was the best dog a girl could have, never pooped, barked, or bit.

Grandma & Grandpa's

My grandpa and grandma Johnson were so fun. We would visit them often in Southern Utah each time we did we expected certain things. (1) For breakfast you would get the old school shredded wheat, (2) at meal times you would eat everything on your plate or you did not leave the table, (3) playing in the back yard was always an adventure, and (4) we always wanted to spend time in the store to either help customers or get a treat. Every now and then they would come and visit us. I like that a lot, and as you can see, I am the prettiest of their grandchildren.

I am so good

I began to grow and experience life as a growing toddler. Annie always taught me what it meant to be a girl. She would let me borrow her mother’s makeup and taught me how to put it on. She taught me so well that I was able to put it on myself. This is my first attempt at beautifying myself. It is remarkable that I was so good at such a young age so good that I haven’t had to improve since then.

The Good Life

I began my humble yet great life in Hillsboro Oregon. It was a good life; I had three older brothers and a great older sister. They all took their turns taking care of me. Most of the time they would leave me on the blanket and run to play in the forest, but Josh was different. He would always treat me nice and his consoling words of comforts eased my worries and allowed me to sleep like a baby.

Even Ali Said I am the Greatest

My so-called birth

I have no recollection of my birth. In fact there are no pictures of me at the hospital so I do not know exactly where I was born. My folks told me that Doctor Arrington delivered me at Tuality Hospital on October 6, 1987. But it has been brought to my attention that I was adopted. It is unclear as to who my birth parents really are, some think romanian gypsies while others claim hawaiin royalty. But even with my origins in question, the Price family welcomed me in with loving arms and treated me like any member of their family who name starts with 'K.'